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jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:30:36 -0400

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

andrewhussiesbosom: amporacronus: andrewhussiesbosom: WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:30:31 -0400

andrewhussiesbosom:

amporacronus:

andrewhussiesbosom:

WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”

could be either one

cheerupsmelly: reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:08:05 -0400

cheerupsmelly:

reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you

scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:31:48 -0400

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

hownowbrownseacow: rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:32:20 -0400

hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

everyone-has-scars: koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:59:51 -0400

everyone-has-scars:

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

I am that friend

we’re all that friend

vevovevo: if i was a kardashian i wouldnt have to deal with this

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:57:40 -0400

vevovevo:

if i was a kardashian i wouldnt have to deal with this

sam-the-moose: strawberry-poof: princsex: rabiesvaccine: synt...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:40:29 -0400

sam-the-moose:

strawberry-poof:

princsex:

rabiesvaccine:

synthbass13:

where-havealltheflowers-gone:

mltrygf:

tylerthecreotter:

IM FUCKIN PISSING

I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT

The fuck did I just watch.

Can I marry you or

quite possibly the best thing ever

i just peed my pants

yoooo, what just happened?

I took me a while to figure out what that was from haha

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:15:24 -0400

stylinsmut: i bet louis is doing a cute thing right now

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:13:21 -0400

stylinsmut:

i bet louis is doing a cute thing right now

pezzington: fithome: imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyja...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:36:56 -0400

pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

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Sun, 19 May 2013 13:33:05 -0400

laughingstation: john-lockedinthetardis: legacyofthunderstorms...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:32:36 -0400

laughingstation:

john-lockedinthetardis:

legacyofthunderstorms:

flawlesstrueperfection:

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

i love you

YES

More FUNNY POST here!

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Sun, 19 May 2013 13:31:09 -0400

whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:31:00 -0400

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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Sun, 19 May 2013 13:20:21 -0400

porndirector: i’m only gay to piss off old people

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:47:22 -0400

porndirector:

i’m only gay to piss off old people

parents: no boys at your sleepover

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:45:09 -0400

parents: no boys at your sleepover
lesbian: :)

gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:44:51 -0400

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

fasterfood: “sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:52:30 -0400

fasterfood:

“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society