pleasecornetobrazil:

pleasecornetobrazil:

im not high mom im just happy

happy i blazed that dank ass weed

(via oxeh)

breezeful:

bestfriend
boyfriend
girlfriend
husband

coincidence? i think not

(via morningshere)

chivalrousgambler:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.

(via oxeh)

edwad:

long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag

(via morningshere)

earthnation:

is being ignored a hobby

(via oxeh)

heartless:

when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym

(via glmrkllss)

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(Source: bullied, via glmrkllss)