the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
(Source: tapdancers, via niamwedding)
What has 2 legs but can’t walk? A person without legs.
Hold on
(via morningshere)
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
(Source: teambeentohell, via morningshere)
i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
(Source: sighvevo, via choco-monster0)
have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours
don’t
(Source: bceky, via morningshere)
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
(via oxeh)
- Me:
procrastinating on tumblr
- My parents:
can you please-
- Me:
are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
