Vanessa. Be nice and I promise i'll love you. I'm awkward yay. I like all types of music. I appreciate new friends. Be one of them ! (: If you know me, this doesn't exist. You're dreaming bye.

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

ifihadonewishxx:

asgardian-poledance:

cellokind:

donut math 101

no michael, you don’t understand.

Ohh… This is why I shouldn’t go to school.. Cause this taught me more then one year of school

whatsacanada:

whatsacanada:

which country is the coldest

chile

+

doorknoblicking:

goldenclitoris:

rare endangerd species

is everyone here on drugs

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

gothlolita:

if you honestly believe tumblr has taught you more than school in any way and that tumblr is more valuable than education please sit down. heres a glass of water. prepare yourself. youre wrong. yeah. ill give you a minute

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

civilisationsofpurethought:

thesickestjokes:

I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.

are you satan

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself