highmiranda:

why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so

(via glmrkllss)

googlehomie:

you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot

(Source: slydigger, via glmrkllss)

sireoinmacken:

“i’m as straight as a pole!”

(via oxeh)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

If you put a period at the end of your post I don’t trust you.

who did this

(via oxeh)

cocoalou:

I’d like to confess my sins [whispers] louis tomlinson

(via wildinlove)

ollymurs:

i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts 

(via oxeh)

corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

(via morningshere)

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge

SOMEONE HELP

fuck u anons

(via choco-monster0)

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

(via choco-monster0)

bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

(via queentommo)

My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.