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When did I become a One Direction blog
how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
This fish is more photogenic than me.
I’ve never had a fish make me this happy.
is that barbie?
no that’s a fish
so much ham
Knowing you’re the last generation to remember life before the internet…
Barack Obama Tweets About Jay-Z & Beyoncé (x)
At the fundraiser, Obama said he and Jay Z have a lot in common: “We both have daughters and our wives are more popular than we are.”
I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk
I KNEW IT
I don’t think Florida’s even a real place anymore.
take me to the aquarium and make out with me in the jellyfish room
when people make fun of you for being too young
‘To Harry Potter - the Boy Who Lived!’
THERE’S JUST A BRANCH IN MY EYE
MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATING, OH DON’T MIND ME
whoops. just chopped a heap of onions and mistook chilly sauce for the eye drops..
I am not a human I am a fountain